Hoarder
THE
HOARDER
☐ get +1 weird (max weird +3) ☐ get a new hoarder move
☐ get +1 sharp (max sharp +3) ☐ get a new hoarder move
☐ get +1 sharp (max sharp +3) ☐ add an option to your hoard
☐ get +1 cool (max cool +2) ☐ get a move from another playbook
☐ get +1 hot (max hot +2) ☐ get a move from another playbook
THE HOARDER
Introducing
When the world ended, so much was lost among the blood and shit and debris of a dying world in its last spasms of life. Some say it was a tragedy; some say it made us stronger.
Fuck them. You know what I say? Finders keepers.
CREATING A HOARDER
To create your hoarder, choose name, look, stats, moves, hoard, and Hx.
NAME
Smaug · Napoleon · Winona · Morgan Chase · Boa · Dunbar · Rockefeller · Wembley · Philo · Gunge · Zuck · Hov · Yeezy · Jake · Billy Beau
LOOK
man · woman · transgressing · obscured
luxe scrounge wear · decaying scrounge wear · armored scrounge wear · sexy scrounge wear
soft face · hollow face · eager face · old face · scarred face
hungry eyes · green eyes · calculating eyes · wide eyes · nervous eyes
emaciated body · pudgy body · stringy body · huge body · slinky body
STATS
Choose one set:
MOVES
You get all the basic moves. You get 2 hoarder moves.
HOARD
You get your gear by borrowing it from your hoard. Create your hoard now.
HX
Everyone introduces their characters by name, look, and outlook. Take your turn. List the other characters’s names.
Go around again for Hx. On your turn:
On the other characters’s turns, judge the character rich or poor in terms set by the qualities and substance of your hoard.
At the end, find the character with the highest Hx on your sheet. Ask that player which of your stats is most interesting, and highlight it. The MC will name another stat for you to highlight too.
Cool−1 Hard−1 Hot=0 Sharp+2 Weird+2
Cool=0 Hard+1 Hot=0 Sharp=0 Weird+2
Cool−1 Hard=0 Hot+1 Sharp+1 Weird+2
Cool+1 Hard−2 Hot+1 Sharp+1 Weird+2
Do you brag about your hoard or do you keep it secret? If the former, do so, and at the end tell everyone Hx+1. If the latter, deny that you’re keeping anything secret, and tell everyone Hx+1. (Yes, tell them Hx+1 either way.)
If you judge them rich, whatever number that player tells you, give it +1 and write that next to the character’s name.
If you judge them poor, whatever number that player tells you, give it −1 and write it next to the character’s name.
You can get barter from your hoard, so no need to worry about earning it.
©2k+11 D. Vincent Baker &
Elizabeth Shoemaker Sampat